I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity

"True but with my current powers I can only act after the other personalities make their appearance: So that means, I\'ll have to stick even closer to you." Enira was busy rubbing her body against mine. I gave her a nice punch on her head, between the horns: hard! "Ahem! Precisely, so we won\'t need Hyora to be alive for sealing purposes." She sniffed, let out a tear but kept a straight face.

Just what the hell was wrong with the dragon-snake thingy?

"You realize, we\'re talking about how to kill her right? We aren\'t talking about why we\'re killing her, but how!" Elsa grumbled. 

"Right, right." Enira snickered. "We\'ll trap her in a barrier, and kill her by burning her whole body to cinders. We won\'t leave a single cell. Should be enough to kill even a primal vampire."

"And if she descended from the original vampire and a primordial one then? First of all, why are we assuming she\'s a vampire in the first place? She moves in the sun and she can warp and do other things. She can even cut things without touching and is more dangerous than uncle!"

Well someone sure did their homework.

"Actually, mom confirmed that Hyora is a primordial or at least a primal vampire. She once knocked the head off that monster but Hyora grew it back, you were still a toddler then. SO we know that she\'s a vampire and because of that, we can kill her with very hot plasma by disintegrating all the cells of her body." 

Then again even gramps\' sacred knowledge didn\'t tell me how I could deal with a primordial if that failed. 

Gramps dealt with three primordials in his life. He killed two but the third one was something out of this world. He even prophesied that this third vampire could have been really from another world. Since he couldn\'t kill it, he made some sort of deal with it and both stayed out of each other\'s way.

"If that fails?" And Elsa just had to ask that. She did grimace though.

"I can just shower her with all sorts of radiation?" I sure was out of ideas. There was a high chance the vampire gramps couldn\'t kill, was Hyora. And mom couldn\'t kill her either. Also, Uncle had reportedly tried to kill her several times but failed. 

So, killing something they couldn\'t, was a very tall order and kind of like a fantasy.

"What if she can absorb it all and what about the rest of the people around you? Besides, did you forget she could do spatial warp? She can literally make your barriers obsolete." I didn\'t know why but Elsa was being way too realistic and I was being way too stupid. 

My little sister might have actually surpassed me in intelligence for once!

But she was right. This was a far greater threat than what I made it out to be.

"Not, quite." Enira gleamed. "She might look strong but alone she\'s not much of a threat. The only real problem would be her family."

"And how the hell do you know that?"

"I\'ve been alive for quite some time you know." She almost frowned.

Yeah, I didn\'t think so. If Hyora Battlesuin wasn\'t that strong, she wouldn\'t have been the head of the family for all this time: and she wouldn\'t have survived Uncle and mom either. She had to be strong. And there was something that we were perhaps even overlooking.

\'Maybe first hearing them out before starting a fight would be smarter.\'

"Yeah," Enira replied, a bit self-satisfied. 

"Stop reading my thoughts, you moron!"

She just giggled.

"We can banish her to the ninth dimension. I can teleport her and then dump her there. Time moves differently in the ninth dimension, so it\'ll be like an eternal prison," Marg said. She was awfully quiet till now. 

And her tone was rather calm too. It was almost as though she\'d already thought of all this before. 

I actually hadn\'t thought of that though. "And what about the exits?"

"There are but remember those black things? They won\'t let you. Besides, there aren\'t many who can travel through that dimension."

Remember them? It was more like they haunted me in my dreams. Those black thingies often tormented in my dreams from even before I met Marg at least once a week. The things in my dreams and the black things weren\'t totally the same though.

Actually, it probably started a long while ago. I just never made a scene about it. But, the things from my nightmares did resemble those black things in the ninth dimension. 

I couldn\'t confidently say they were the same thing though but I definitely remembered those things. 

"So, if we can\'t kill her, we\'ll banish her and then demand them to submit themselves to us?" Elsa sighed. "I don\'t like this plan."

Me neither. 

"Well, I\'ll be the one to carry it out, so you don\'t have to." If something went wrong, I\'d be taking responsibility. Elsa didn\'t have anything to worry about. 

This is exactly why I wanted to do this alone. If something went wrong, I\'d take the blame. After all, I got us in this mess. I was pretty much dragged into this, but- I wanted to make those monsters pay for what they did. 

"Pretty sure mom would disagree. Plus she looked kind of mad." Elsa looked around. "Though I doubt these two will let you fight alone."

I\'d be bringing Enira. Marg however, I wasn\'t too sure about. Yeah, we could go and come back from the Battlesuin mansion by teleporting, and having her as a backup if everything failed, was going to be nice. Besides, our plan actually included the \'banish by teleporting part\', and without Marg that wouldn\'t go as planned. But-

I didn\'t want to think about it.

So, I focused on something else. "Well, about that-" I paused. "Mom is actually coming here. She might arrive tomorrow." Or even today, if we were lucky, or unlucky for that matter. 

"Oh shit." Elsa grimaced hard. 

***

I had problems but I had a solution. 

But my heart wasn\'t calming down. 

It was close to the afternoon but we didn\'t have lunch yet. I had no idea if the bunny maid had even made lunch. She was kind of conflicted about the whole thing and never said anything. 

I was currently lying on Marg\'s lap in our bedroom. She was patting my head and calming me down.

I was pretty calm but- I did have worries.

\'Bringing Marg would be a rather terrible idea.\' 

Even if she could banish Hyora in the ninth dimension, what if something happened to Marg?

"Would you allow me to be a bit selfish?"

"Hmm?" Marg stroked my hair.

"I want you to stay here with my family."

She stopped. "NO, I dragged you into this. I can\'t back out now. And if you don\'t take me, I\'ll walk out of this house and never come back." Marg\'s tone was awfully stern and she was serious. "Besides, I\'m your backup plan, remember?" She smiled. 

I both sighed and groaned. There went that.

"I don\'t want you to get hurt."

"I know." She smiled. "I don\'t want you to get hurt either." She giggled and then looked distantly at the ceiling. "We should go down and eat lunch. She\'s probably done." 

Well, I guess the maid actually was making us lunch then.

With a sigh, I turned my head upside down and my face was now totally connected to Marg\'s thigs: her skirt was in the way though. Yeah, but this felt amazing: so warm, so soft. "Just a minute more."

Oh yeah, I loved this scent. 

Deep breaths, deep breaths!

A giggle came from above as Marg slouched down, hugged me, kissed my neck, and stood up regardless. "They\'re waiting for us, you know."

I almost fell on the floor but controlled myself. "Alright." 

Maybe, life wasn\'t as bad as I made it out to be: at least not for my nose.