The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1189: Super Unluckiness

Translator: CKtalon Editor: CKtalon

Only then did Fangzheng realize that the doll had grown larger. The space was too small, so the doll had no choice but to stand there with its body twisted.

Shaking his head helplessly, Fangzheng gestured for the doll to squeeze in as he headed out to take a look.

The doll immediately squeezed in. Fangzheng looked at the metal bars by the door and used his hand to slightly bend them. The metal bars produced a protesting sound as they twisted before a hole that allowed a person to pass through took form. Fangzheng walked out and restored the bars. Only then did he straighten his clothes and say, “Stay here and screw people over. This Penniless Monk will be leaving first.”

“Don’t worry. They will be in for a hard time,” the doll chuckled.

Fangzheng smiled as well. He turned around and left.

The prisoners who were temporarily on remand were bored out of their wits. They sat there looking up at the ceiling in a daze. At that moment, a white-robed monk leisurely walked past the door. Everyone took a glance. Although they were curious, they thought nothing of it.

Fangzheng activated A Golden Millet Dream the moment he saw the police. He made them open the door and let him through. When he reached the police station’s main hall, Fangzheng’s face turned livid. That brat, Red Boy, was lying on the table, holding a milk bottle and drinking happily! Beside him was a policewoman who kept using toys to play with him.

Thinking back to his situation and looking at the child, Fangzheng felt indignant. When it came to cuteness, he too was quite cute! Why was no one taking care of him? Amitabha… What the hell!

Fangzheng’s A Golden Millet Dream could fool others, but not Red Boy. Red Boy immediately saw Fangzheng and quickly threw the bottle down as he looked at Fangzheng with a flushed face.

Fangzheng chuckled. “Drinking milk despite being thousands of years old. Not bad, not bad…”

Red Boy coughed dryly and looked at the policewoman beside him before waving his hand. He probably made her hallucinate too. After all, she was still teasing the air with a toy.

Only then did Red Boy run over and ask, “Master, why did you come out now?”

“When else should I come out? When the cows come home? Let’s go!” Fangzheng led Red Boy out of the police station. However, the moment he went out, he saw a wheelchair-bound Downey and two others get out of a luxurious Mercedes.

The two pushed the gloomy-looking Downey into the police station. When they passed by, Fangzheng heard Downey mumble. “I’m not stopping even if I’m injured. Why didn’t that darn monk just die?”

Red Boy looked up and asked Fangzheng, “Master, from the looks of it, I dealt him too light a blow. Do I need to add another strike?”

Fangzheng shook his head and said, “There’s no need. There’s someone else who will do the honors. Let’s go.”

“Uh, Master, where are we going? We aren’t familiar with this place…” Red Boy was truly at a loss. Although he had divine powers and could understand any language, allowing him to understand what people were saying, he didn’t know the words here! He knew how to speak, but he couldn’t read. This, in effect, made him illiterate. An illiterate person in a huge city made him no different from a blind man. It would be troublesome no matter where he went.

Although Fangzheng was the same, he appeared extremely composed. He smiled faintly and said, “Have you ever been in a luxury car?”

Red Boy shook his head. “Does a plane count?”

“Let’s go. I’ll give you a ride in a luxury car.” Fangzheng patted Red Boy on the head and walked towards the Mercedes which Downey had just alighted from.

Red Boy’s eyes lit up as he understood what Fangzheng meant. He roared with laughter. “Nice!”

Fangzheng immediately led the driver into a dream. The person he saw when looking at Fangzheng was none other than Downey! Although he was somewhat puzzled why Downey was being pushed back by a child, he had no right to question his boss’s affairs.

After Fangzheng got into the car, the driver politely greeted him. Fangzheng moved his butt and found a comfortable spot. “Go back where we came from.”

The driver was baffled, but he nodded in acknowledgement nonetheless. He stepped on the accelerator and drove off.

The policemen at the entrance of the police station were perplexed. Why did Downey’s chauffeur drive away before his boss returned? However, they couldn’t be bothered to inform him since it had nothing to do with them.

At the same time, outside the solitary confinement room, Downey sat in a wheelchair and looked inside at Fangzheng. He smiled smugly and said, “Abbot Fangzheng, it’s been a long time.”

“Heh heh.” Fangzheng looked up and grinned at Downey. Then, he moved to the door and said, “It’s been a long time. Your wheelchair is pretty swell.”

“Abbot Fangzheng, are you implying that my leg is busted? You Asians like to beat around the bush, and aren’t straightforward at all.” Downey shook his head and sighed as he spoke sarcastically.

Just as he finished speaking, he heard a strange sound.

Downey asked subconsciously, “What’s that sound?”

The two subordinates behind him subconsciously looked at his wheelchair. Downey suddenly had an ominous feeling because he felt that the area under his butt was hot!

As the boss of a company, although he had to temporarily use a wheelchair, the wheelchair was still of the highest quality. Although it couldn’t be compared to a particular wheelchair-bound Physics professor’s, it was still a high-end brand. The main point was that the wheelchair-making company was a subsidiary of Gaia, so he could use this product with ease.

This wheelchair was a motor-driven wheelchair with a large battery under the seat. The battery could power the wheelchair like an electric scooter. It wouldn’t be considered slow even if it went on the road, and it had a mileage of a hundred kilometers.

But now, he suddenly felt that what was under his buttocks was not a battery but a bomb!

“Quick, lift me up!” Downey shouted. When the two subordinates got up and were about to lift him up… Boom!

Everyone saw a figure soar up into the air. Following that, flames shot up into the sky. Finally, there was a shrill cry of agony as smoke and dust filled the air. Fresh blood splattered everywhere. There was even the smell of charred flesh.

When the two subordinates crawled to their feet and checked on Downey, they saw him lying on the ground screaming. “My ass! My ass!”

The two subordinates took a closer look and realized that there was a piece of steel embedded inside Downey’s butt! They didn’t know what it was. In any case, the wound was rather deep, and it was gushing with blood. It looked tragic. The two of them subconsciously clenched their bums…

Fortunately, they reacted quickly. They immediately lifted him up and ran out to find a doctor.

As for Fangzheng? They had no time to bother with him.

However, they ran out quickly, but when they reached the door, they were dumbfounded!

Where was the car?!

No one picked up their calls.

Helpless, the police officers sent Downey to the hospital.

At the same time, Phelps received the news as well. He frowned and said, “He’s injured again? And it’s his butt this time? What the hell is this fellow doing?”

“Mr. Phelps, this matter is a little strange. The first time Downey came into contact with Fangzheng, he fractured his leg, and the second time, he had his *ss blow up. I think things aren’t that simple. Rumor has it that Fangzheng has Dharmic powers and divine powers. He’s not an ordinary monk. What do you think?” someone on the other end of the phone whispered.