Red Packet Server

At that moment, the number of members had already broken past a hundred people, ad it contained great deities in the Heavenly Court, as well as heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals who defend the Heavenly Court...

However, they only had one purpose in joining the group – To seek the truth.

Immortality Peach Fairy: Great deity appeared! But why is he asking for red packets from the get-go?

This girl was one of the gossipiest ones, so she would be anywhere with gossip.

God of Thunder: Send what red packets? Doesn’t Sky Sovereign know how poor I am!

Mother of Lightning: ^

Canopy Marshal: See? This old man told you guys that you have to send red packets after entering the group already, but you didn’t believe me.

Erlang Shen: Yeah, send red packets!

Old Lord Taishang: Send red packets!

Immortality Peach Fairy: Wow, Big Brother Pig, Big Brother Yang Jian, Gramps Old Lord, long time no see.

Monkey King: Hehe, I, Old Sun, is here as well!

God of Thunder: Wow, everyone’s here again. Alright, I’m just going to stay here for now on, since the Heavenly Court group’s like a dead sea.

Mother of Lightning: ^

Ye Zichen was rather moved when he saw this. When he had entered the Heavenly Court’s chat group, these were the most active ones.

However, due to various events, they had split up.

He never would have imagined these people to gather once again in a group that he made.

Ye Zichen shook his head with a smile. Back then, I was a true lurker, and always waited for red packets sneakily in the group.

So much time has passed in the split of an eye.

“Stop exclaiming here, since we’re all together again, then shouldn’t we display our amazingness from back then? Just send a round of red packets... The name of the group is Red Packet Server, do you think that’s the name for nothing!?”

Ye Zichen chuckled, then sent a message in the group, causing the deities in the group to start crying about how poor they were once again.

Immortality Peach Fairy: Sky Sovereign’s a baddie, you get Yue Lao to earn our cultivation experience every day, and now you’re making us send red packets.

God of Thunder: I’m just a pure person.

Canopy Marshal: You’re just a stingy person, and is stingy beyond believe. Even though I was in the Heavenly Court’s group for so long, I’ve never seen you give out a single red packet.

Erlang Shen: Yeah.

Monkey King: ^

God of Thunder: Wow, you guys... When did you start agreeing with each other?

Old Lord Taishang: You will never understand our revolutionary friendship. Lil’ Thunder, you’re still too young.

Mother of Lightning: Did Old Lord and all the great deities gone over to the same side!?

Yue Lao: Ahem...

God of Fortune: You guys aren’t sending any red packets, so I’ll set an example.

Dingdong.

With that, God of Fortune sent a red packet.

Since Ye Zichen did not snatch a red packet for long time, he reacted slightly slower...

Due to that, all of the red packets were already gone.

Not bad, it kind of feels like when I just entered that chat group. Ye Zichen took a look at everyone else’s look, and to no surprise, Yang Jian had the worst luck.

Monkey King: @Erlang Shen, my son, is one gold ingot enough for food?

Erlang Shen: Monkey, don’t think that this is still the same Yang Jian from before. Laozi doesn’t lack this tiny bit of gold ingots now.

Old Lord Taishang: Zezeze, ever since the game Landlord came around, Yang Jian’s so much more confident. But don’t you know where you earned your money from?

Erlang Shen: Why complain to me when you’re an old fool.

Yue Lao: Then are you saying I’m an old fool as well?

Erlang Shen: I didn’t say that, but we understand in our hearts

It was as if Yang Jian was born with a taunt magnet that his words even made Ye Zichen want to hit him.

Other deities in the group all yammered and told them to start a flame war as if they weren’t worried about causing trouble.

Out of them, Immortality Peach Fairy said it the most frequently.

Taibai Jinxing: What are you guys all blabbering for!

The moment Taibai Jinxing appeared, all of the deities in the group no longer called about Yang Jian and co.’s argument...

Immortality Peach Fairy: @Taibai Jinxing, great deity, this little journalist wants to interview you. Why did you leave the Heavenly Court? Is it because there are hidden news in the Heavenly Court that we do not know of?

God of Thunder: Yeah. Additional question: Why did you even return your celestial position?

Mother of Lightning: That’s a great question. Another question: Rumors have it that you had a special relationship with the Jade Emperor, is that true?

Canopy Marshal: What kind of disgusting questions are these?

Monkey King: I, Old Sun, doesn’t get it. Idiot, explain them to I, Old Sun.

Erlang Shen: They just want to ask whether Geezer Taibai is the Jade Emperor’s lover!

Yue Lao: Yang Jian, you’re screwed.

Old Lord Taishang: Yang Jian, you’re screwed!

Erlang Shen: Huh?

While Yang Jian was completely confused, Ye Zichen, who was in the same room as Taibai Jinxing, felt a sinister aura radiate out from opposite him.

He looked up, and saw that Taibai Jinxing’s face had already turned a purple.

“Hehehe...”

“Old man, calm down. Yang Jian said that, so don’t go insane here! This apartment is quite expensive, if you break it, you can’t afford to compensate me!” Ye Zichen gulped as he quickly spoke.

However, Taibai Jinxing did not seem to hear him, as the sinister aura around Taibai Jinxing became denser.

Taibai Jinxing: @Erlang Shen, this old man’s phone had an issue just now. Can you explain it to me one more time?

Erlang Shen: What kind of shitty phone do you have? Do you need me to buy you one? Just now, I said that the question they wanted to ask is that whether you’re the Jade Emperor’s lover!

Yue Lao: ...

Old Lord Taishang: ...

Canopy Marshal: ...

Ye Zichen: ...

Should I call him straightforward, or should I call him idiotic? He actually said it again!

“Hehehe...”

Taibai Jinxing’s clenched his teeth so hard that they were about to shatter. Ye Zichen did not even doubt for a second that if Yang Jian was in front of them, he would have been ripped apart.

Taibai Jinxing: Yang Jian, you grew up!

Erlang Shen: Ha, it’s all thanks to your good teachings

Immortality Peach Fairy: Why do I feel something unusual here? Ahem, this little journalist will take her leave.

God of Thunder: ^

Mother of Lightning: ^^

Taibai Jinxing: Good teachings, truly good teachings! Let’s gather when we have time, I’ll definitely give you a great lesson.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li: Wow, did I, Old Li, miss something?

Third Prince Nezha: Hello, Grampa Taibai.

Taibai Jinxing: Good boy.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li: Taibai, I, Old Li, just doesn’t understand. Why did you leave the Heavenly Court? I, Old Li, knows that you want to eradicate demons, so just directly tell me. @Erlang Shen. With Yang Jian, and my family’s Nezha, would the military force of the three of us be unable to help you?

Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows when he saw the message. I actually forgot...

Although Yang Jian’s unruly, and Third Prince Nezha’s a moe shota, the two of them are true generals in the Heavenly Court. Both of them have huge armies.

Erlang Shen: Geezer Li, don’t speak like that. I’m already on Taibai’s side.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li: Oh? You will send out your army to help Taibai?

Erlang Shen: Mhmm, my bro said he’s going to help this geezer, so I naturally will do as well.

Monkey King: I, Old Sun, will help as well. Recently, I’ve been teaching those monkeys on Mount Huaguo.

Erlang Shen: So, Geezer Li, you’ve got to make the decision now. What do you think?