I’m Really a Superstar

The venue blew up!

Many people screamed!

“Ahhh!”

“That was so cool!”

“My eyes have been blinded!”

“A heroine! She’s a heroine!”

“That was so amazing!”

“Didn’t they just change it to new bulletproof glass?”

“What kind of a person is that!”

“An animal! A pure beast!”

“Are Teacher Zhang and her human?”

“Fuck, are these two people made of metal? And that little girl from earlier too, did you guys see the strength that she threw the brick with? How is that the strength of a nine-year-old girl! My child who’s already 14 years old does not have that much strength! And he’s a boy too!”

“This family is here to slap faces!”

“I’m genuflecting!”

Ha Qiqi was also stunned. She wrenched her head to the side. “Director Zhang!”

Zhang Zuo’s legs turned to rubber. “Director Zhang, this…this…Big Sis Rao, she!”

Little Wang and Little Zhou exclaimed, “Big Sis Rao is so fearsome!”

They already couldn’t accept the fact that Zhang Ye had shattered the bulletproof glass with just two palm strikes. But now, the usually carefree and sharp-tongued Rao Aimin had shattered the bulletproof glass with her palm too. And she only had to strike it once! They could only be described as frightened at the present moment!

What was going on!

What was with this situation!

Are they even Earthlings?

Only Chenchen was not the least bit surprised. She shouted triumphantly, “Aunt! Another one! Smash another car!”

Rao Aimin glanced at the slumped over supervisor. “This is a smash one, get one car free event! So where’s my free car?”

The supervisor looked over at her blankly and subconsciously reached out to hand the keys of a brand new car to her. The other employees also stared at Rao Aimin like they had just seen a god.

But at the next moment, they nearly vomited blood!

They saw Rao Aimin put the keys away with a satisfied look, then hold out her hand and declare audaciously, “Another one! I want to smash ten more cars!”

Smash ten more cars—

Ten more—

Ten—

The supervisor who was just about to stand up buckled again and slumped back to the ground with a plop!

Your sister!

You still want to smash more cars?

You can still smash more of them?

Are you getting addicted to this?

We won’t have enough cars left for you to smash!

The expressions on the employees’ faces changed!

“We can’t do this anymore!”

“No more smashing!”

“Right, each person is only entitled to winning one car!”

“We have a written rule for that!”

Hearing that, Rao Aimin felt that it was rather regrettable. She went “oh” before casually walking off the stage.

The supervisor and the crew all heaved sighs of relief.

At this moment, a woman walked over from a short distance away.

Yang Shu had arrived. “Senior Bro!”

Zhang Ye turned around and was very happy to see her. “Why did you just get here?”

Yang Shu complained, “There was a traffic jam on the way here. When I got to the restaurant, all of you had already left. The waiter said that you were making your way here to the public square. What’s going on?”

Zhang Ye acknowledged, “Oh, there’s a car smashing event. It’s a smash one, get one free car event.”

Yang Shu’s eyes lit up. “Did you smash one already?”

Zhang Ye smiled and said, “Old Rao and I both successfully smashed a car each.”

Yang Shu jumped up eagerly. “Then I’ll give it a try too!”

She wasn’t doing it for the money, and even more so, not for the car. She was purely thinking of this as a challenge. This junior sis of Zhang Ye’s never had anything her mind except martial arts!

When the crowd saw this, they were all tickled pink!

“It’s her!”

“Zhang Ye’s bodyguard!”

“That’s right, that’s right!”

“Zhang Ye’s bodyguard is here!”

“Pfft!”

“Do they need to be so relentless?”

“Did they all come here for a meeting!”

Upon hearing that, the supervisor and event crew were scared out of their wits. In this moment, they gave up!

What?

Bodyguard?

Fuck your third uncle’s grandma!

If Zhang Ye and his agent were like that, what would his bodyguard be like!

Are you trying to kill us!

In the blink of an eye, the supervisor somehow found the strength to rush over to the microphone that he had dropped earlier by crawling and rolling. He grabbed it and announced loudly, “The event has ended! I hereby announce that the smash one, get one free car event has ended! It won’t be going on any further! No more smashing! No more smashing!”

The laughter and booing from the crowd mixed together!

“Yi!”

“Yi!”

“Yi!”

“They’ve admitted defeat!”

“Hahahaha!”

“I’m laughing my ass off!”

But Yang Shu was unhappy to hear that. “I haven’t even tried to smash a car yet!”

The supervisor wiped away his sweat. “No more attempts, the event has ended!”

Yang Shu said unwillingly, “I don’t want your car. I just want to attempt it!”

The supervisor almost cried!

Sister!

My dear sister!

Can the three of you please not mess with us!

Zhang Ye looked at him. “It’s ended?”

The supervisor said, “Right, right, the event is over!”

Zhang Ye pointed at the car from earlier. “Then about when my kid damaged your car door? How much do we have to pay you?”

The supervisor said tearfully, “You don’t have to compensate us. There’s no need for that. This matter was not handled by us properly. We cannot blame the child for it. Don’t blame the child!”

Rao Aimin stared at him. “Then how did you speak to my child just now?”

The supervisor quickly said to Chenchen, “Sorry, I’m sorry. Uncle’s tone earlier was not right. Let me apologize to you. See, our event has ended and there’s nothing left to play with around here. Oh yes, there’s also another car show at the mall. Why don’t you ask your guardian to take you there to have a look?”

Chenchen said evenly, “There’s nothing fun to play with in there.”

You may be having fun!

But we’re not having any fun at all!

We’re really fucking pissing our pants!

The supervisor kept on apologizing and begging until he finally managed to convince them to leave. But at heart, he knew that a storm was just starting to brew!

The crowd began to act!

Phone calls!

Weibo!

The news immediately started spreading!

…

Over there.

The two new cars placed before them were both seven-seater bulletproof cars.

Zhang Ye laughed and said, “Looked at how this has turned out. We came out for lunch, but we somehow earned ourselves two cars. What good timing. Our studio needs cars right now, right? We don’t have to buy them anymore. Old Ha, Old Zuo, take a car each. Consider it your exclusive rides from me. You may drive it home for your private use too.”

However, the studio’s staff were still caught in a state of shock!

Ha Qiqi quickly said, “How did you do it?”

Zhang Ye said amusingly, “Actually, Old Rao and I are both ‘martial arts masters.’ Do you believe that?”

“Yi!”

“Tsk!”

Everyone’s lips curled when they heard that.

Of course they wouldn’t believe it. In their minds, it must have been some kind of a strategy or technique!

Zhang Ye threw up his hands helplessly. “Alright, that ends the conversation. Let’s go, get into the cars.”

Everyone was talking about what had just happened as they got in the cars.

Only Yang Shu stayed still. She stood in front of the car, occasionally tapping on the glass, occasionally knocking on the car door.

Zhang Ye was startled. “What are you doing? They’re Old Ha and Old Zuo’s cars, so stop you think about smashing them.” But he then smiled. “Alright, stop looking at them. You can’t smash them.”

Yang Shu remained unconvinced. “Why can’t I smash it?”

Zhang Ye laughed and said, “That is bulletproof glass.”

Yang Shu said stubbornly, “But I can still give it a try!”

Rao Aimin piped up, “You can’t do it.”

Yang Shu’s face flushed red then white. If it were only her senior brother who said that, it would have been fine. But even Grandmaster Rao thought the same. That meant she definitely couldn’t smash it. Thinking about it made her somewhat disgruntled. But with that, she was also able to sense the difference between her and both Zhang Ye and Rao Aimin to be too big.