The Assassin's Enemy Lover

“This much,” gesturing with his fingers, “it was seventy something old whiskey and yuck it was so bitter.”

“Then why did you drink it if it was bitter?” he asked and Zi Han lay on his back with the floating screen shifting along with him.

“Because grandpa looked like he would cry if I didn’t,” he replied and Zi Feiji sneezed a couple of times where ever he was. Someone was definitely talking about him behind his back.

“What should we name our twins? Maybe something sentimental like Amara and Rose,” he continued to say and Yi Chen pursed his lips trying not to smile.

“How do you know that they are girls?” he asked and Zi Han went off on him,

“What? There can’t be boys named Amara and Rose?”

“No. Are we going to fight over our children that haven’t been born yet?” replied Yi Chen trying his very best not to laugh. This version of Zi Han was even more entertaining.

“Fine, we won’t argue about that but... we can do something else,” said Zi Han, and Yi Chen’s interest was piqued.

.....

“Like what?” he asked and Zi Han smiled evilly. Yi Chen had no idea what his boyfriend was going to do but Zi Han’s enthusiasm was infectious.

“I am going to dance,” he said as he pressed something on his light brain and the sound of music permeated through the walls.

Zi Han grabbed a comb and soon after came the singing with everything dangling. The singing was quite off-key but the view was mesmerising. Zi Han was great at every other thing but singing was not his best skill. He was as tone deaf as his mother.

Yi Chen would be lying if he said he was listening to the terrible singing. His focus was on the moving parts that were swinging as he danced around.

His heart was racing so much that he thought he was about to have a heart attack. The image was very stimulating especially when Zi Han’s perky tooshie was aimed at him. His sweetheart was something else.

Just when things were getting good the door of the machine was knocked and Doctor Kiet was standing there looking at him like he was looking at a streaker.

He couldn’t understand what the man was fussing about until he checked down south. He was really turned on by this alluring dance.

“No getting excited. I am trying to fix your brain over here. Wait brother in law... are you watching porn?” asked doctor Kiet ready to share this juicy gossip with his sweetheart later.

Yi Chen minimised the floating screen despite knowing that it was on privacy mode.

“I am not,” he said and the two stared at each other for a while before doctor Kiet said,

“You always treat me better when I am in drag. Maybe I should dress up so you are comfortable enough to share your material,” before going away.

Yi Chen, “...”

“Who was that? Is that doctor Kitty? I want him to be our baby doctor,” said Zi Han and Yi Chen maximised the screen.

“No, it was some other random doctor. Why do you call him that?” asked Yi Chen. The only other person he heard call him that was Ming Ming.

Zi Han chuckled while saying, “Ming Ming calls him that. She told me that he came to visit and she put nail polish on him. Your sister really needs big sisters,” he explained his eyes seeming a little lazy.

“You talk to my sister a lot,” said Yi Chen with the bulge in his pants receding a lot now.

“I do. She calls me all the time even Youxi. Your family likes me a lot... all except your dad. Oh, and I took your mom to a health spa on her birthday behind your back. It was fun,” said Zi Han as he lay down on the bed.

Yi Chen reached out as though to touch Zi Han’s face while asking, “Then what did you do for me on my birthday?”

Zi Han chuckled while zooming the camera closer. “We had a lot of sex. On the bed, desk, in the bathtub, in the shower, and on the floor to ceiling window with a sexy outfit on. It was very exciting. You are quite creative in bed baby,” he said seeming very happy.

“I hope I will remember it? Or maybe we can make new memories,” replied Yi Chen only to see that his naked boyfriend that was dancing naked just now was already fast asleep and he was even drooling.

“Han Han...,” he called out his eyes brimming with tender affection. Zi Han smiled slightly while opening his eyes a small slit.

“I love you,” whispered Yi Chen and Zi Han mumbled a response while pulling a pillow that was outside the camera’s frame.

When he observed it closely he found out that not only was it a body pillow but it was a body pillow with his face printed on it.

His heart burst seeing this. Zi Han missed him so much that he had a body pillow made. Wait until he found out that the body pillow was made because they had separated for so long. His dearest father was going to get an earful and another round of pettiness by the petty king would begin.

While he was watching his lover cuddle the body pillow to sleep, the machine door was knocked again, and doctor kitty ops... I meant doctor Kiet was standing there staring at him.

“It’s time. I am going to disconnect your light brain now,” he said and Yi Chen nodded his head as he cut the video call.

He didn’t know how long he was going to be in this thing thus he had to cut the call. He sincerely hoped that when he woke up he would be back to normal.