I Can't Be Sword God

“What you’re seeing is probably not the real wooden King, but a wooden puppet he created. The wooden King relies on these wooden puppets to travel in the pugilistic world for him. What little Daoist li killed with one sword strike should only be one of them, and not the actual body.”

After his explanation, Qin zhenghu pondered for a moment and then said, ”

“Can you?”

“......”

Li maoqing felt vulgarities rush to his mouth in a second, and he almost spat them out. However, he had to consider his own image, and at the same time, he was afraid that others would think that this bad disciple’s quality was taught by his master, so he reluctantly swallowed it.

Although he had also killed one of the wooden puppets, that was when he used all his means in the divine Ruins, and only then did he manage to exterminate it by a hair’s breadth. It was impossible to kill one with a single sword like Li Chu did.

However, this was the truth. Who would ask so directly?

It was just three simple words,”can you?” although they were not vulgarities, in li maoqing’s ears, they were much more vulgarities than simple curses.

Li maoqing finally suppressed his anger after a long time. He regained his elegant and easy-going expression and said to Qin zhenghu gently,

“Get lost!”

After a long conversation, the master and disciple both understood each other’s predicament.

Li maoqing’s genuine Qi had been refined by the eight demons slaughtering Immortals array, and he had yet to recover. However, his recent situation was not bad. He should be able to cultivate the first trace of true Qi soon.

In fact, for a demigod with a solid foundation, going from zero to one was the most difficult stage. As long as he could cultivate a trace of true Qi seed, he would be able to recover his cultivation very quickly.

As for Qin zhenghu, he had been poisoned by the wood Man king and couldn’t use his cultivation at all. Once he activated his genuine Qi, the demonic poison would follow him and cause him to fall into madness and bloodthirst.

And it was not only when he was circulating his energy. Every twenty-four hours, he would experience a period when the demonic poison was at its peak. At that time, he would be completely unable to control himself and would have to use a series of heavy blows to expel the demonic Qi from his body.

“Demonic poison?”

Li maoqing pondered for a moment. I’ve never heard of such a strange poison.

“It sounds like a sign of a devil cultivator’s Qi deviation.” Hearing this, Yu Qi ‘an also pondered for a moment and said, ” the demonic cultivators in the human world are different from the real demonic creatures in the demonic land. Before the demonic cultivators go completely mad, they still have human consciousness. Only when the demonic Qi enters their brain during the breakthrough will they completely become demonic creatures, only knowing how to kill and drink blood.

“And that demonic poison tormented you as if it wanted to refine you into a demonic being. If the wood Man king wanted to turn you into a puppet without intelligence, it wouldn’t be so troublesome. He just needs to kill you. Maybe he has a deeper scheme.”

Qin Zhenhu’s brows were tightly locked as he nodded his head in fear.”This old bastard Xuanji’s heart is really dirty.”

but now, in the court, yang dingtian has sent his men to take over the military town of Tian Nan. I heard that his attitude towards the seven families of Tian Nan is quite tough. li maoqing was also a little worried. if you go back late and his men take over the military town of Tian Nan, I’m afraid he will not give it up. As time passes, the relationship between the Imperial court and the southern Heaven region will definitely deteriorate, and it is hard to predict whether it will be good or bad.”

you don’t have to worry about this. Now that I’m not here, no matter who takes over Tiannan military town, it’s just a Monkey King. Qin Zhenhu confidently patted his chest. as long as I go back, those grandsons will have to obediently give up their positions to Grandpa!

As he spoke, he suddenly became dispirited. I just don’t know when I can get rid of this poison. Damn it, when I return to take control of the military town, the first thing I’m going to do is to kill all those little B * stards of the demon sect!

Li maoqing thought for a moment and said,”I’m on good terms with the old man of the Xuanhu Manor. Why don’t I invite him here to treat my illness?” He’s proficient in the world’s medical skills and can cure all kinds of poisonous miasma. He might have a way.”

“Invite him? “That’s feasible.” Qin zhenghu also nodded in agreement.

I’ve lost all my magical powers. I can only write a letter by hand and send it to the hanging pot villa by pigeon. Li maoqing said.

it’s also because I didn’t dare to channel my martial arts. Otherwise, I would have summoned the spiritual birds I raised to send a message. The round trip to shenluo city would have taken less than 20 hours. Qin zhenghu added.

“Your place is too backward.” Yu Qi ‘an shook his head and said with a smile,”we have a more advanced flying sand Messenger technique in our temple.”

“Flying sand Messenger?” Qin zhenghu was stunned.

The old Daoist chuckled and said softly, ” “Little du, little du.”

“I’m here!”

Du Lanke immediately showed up and agreed.

In front of others, he was old du. Only in front of Yu Qi ‘an and Li maoqing could he be called little du.

“It’s called flying sand for ten thousand miles.” Yu Qi ‘an ordered.

“Received.”

Du Lanke set off to find the flying sand.

Before dulanke could return, the sandstorm had already appeared under the old Chinese scholar tree in the backyard.

It seemed that his feet had returned first.

“This is the one. Born in the fourth year of Changping in Heluo, it’s a spiritual bird with a gentle temperament. Its running speed is faster than 98% of the country’s. Its full name is flying sand in ten thousand miles, also known as flying centipede on grass. Don’t ask me who Shang Fei is. Back then, this centipede was the champion of the yanyue sect’s escape for three consecutive years. Later, it abandoned the dark side and joined our deyun temple. It even made the pioneering work of traveling the world in ten days, centipede.”

Yu Qi ‘an pointed at the flying sand and introduced.

Li maoqing and his apprentice looked shocked.

A moment later, li maoqing finished writing the letter and handed it to flying sand. then I’ll have to trouble you.

“It’s no trouble at all, it’s what I should do!”

Flying sand paused for a moment, then took off. With a whoosh, he had already disappeared from everyone’s sight.

“Oh,” Li maoqing exclaimed in surprise, ” if it weren’t for his comprehension of the laws of heaven and earth, I’m afraid that even the wind-riding mighty figures would be slightly inferior to him in terms of speed.

“He’s really talented in running.” The old Daoist stroked his beard and smiled,”next, we just have to wait for him to invite the person back.”

......

At night, everyone was getting ready to sleep.

Qin Zhenhu found du Lanke.

“Old du, old du.”

“He’s here.” “General Qin, what can I do for you?” du Lanke asked.

do you have any ropes in your Taoist temple? the f * cking long and thick ones. Get me some, the more the better. Qin Zhenhu gestured as he spoke.

...

I think ran ran has some rope. I’ll go get some. Elder du nodded and asked curiously, ” “What do you want to do?”

“Tie me up,” Qin Zhenhu said.

“What?” Elder du was stunned.

Qin Zhenhu continued, ” make sure you tie them tightly. Tie them to death. Make more knots. Do you know the basics of cross bind, turtle shell bind, peach bind, water chestnut bind, and two-handed bind?”

“Ah?” Old du was dumbfounded.

Is this very basic?

Which normal person would understand these things, hey?

“It’s not Zhenzhen.” He quickly waved his hand and said, ” “General Qin, why did you ask me to tie you up?”

“It’s so convenient for you to hit me.” Qin Zhenhu’s face was calm, ” you better prepare a wooden stick for a walk.

“Isn’t your hand a little too heavy?” old du asked in horror.”Don’t they usually use whips and candles?”

“What?” This time, it was Qin Zhenhu’s turn to frown,”what the hell are you thinking?.”

...

“Am I overthinking?” Duranke looked at him suspiciously.

“What I was thinking was that when Xi Jue was in my sleep, his demonic poison would easily invade my sea of consciousness and push me into demonic possession. that’s why I made such a request. I want you guys to come and beat me up the moment you hear me scream. Qin Zhenhu stared at old du. what did you think it was? ”

“Hi!” Old du clapped his hands. we’ve both thought of the same thing. Hehe, I’ll go and prepare it for you now!

Following which, he took out a large bundle of rope and tied Qin Zhenhu up tightly before going back to sleep.

......

As per usual, Li Chu went out to the ten Mile slope to summon demons. After he was done, he reminisced with the lantern monster before returning to deyun temple.

Before he could return to the temple, he suddenly heard a series of shouts.

roar! it seemed to be Qin Zhenhu’s rough voice. run!

Li Chu looked over and saw that Qin Zhenhu’s body was filled with demonic Qi and demonic poison!

With a slight struggle, he broke all the ropes on his body and rushed out.

In fact, he didn’t know before that when he was possessed by the devil, he thought he was extremely weak, but in fact, his body could burst out with extremely strong power.

The wooden King could tie him up with the iron chain mainly because of the talisman that could suppress the demonic Qi, which could restrain the power of demonic power. That kind of ordinary rope was not worth mentioning to him at all.

The people in the temple were all shocked by him and came out to check. Seeing him like this, they were immediately shocked.

“Run!” Qin Zhenhu roared.

He tried his best to suppress the killing intent in his heart, but his eyes were gradually blinded by the blood-red color. The bloodthirsty impulse was getting more and more difficult to control. He suddenly looked up to the sky and roared,”he-”

He turned around and charged towards the wall behind him.

He wanted to break through the wall and go outside to avoid hurting the people in the temple!

Li Chu’s eyes widened in shock.

Every brick used to build the wall of deyun temple was the Kasaya that their master had painstakingly scammed from all the villages within ten miles. The kasayas were picked up by the little koi fish with great effort, and they were earned by themselves, risking their lives and slaying demons with their swords.

How could they be trampled like this?

The last person who dared to destroy the walls of deyun temple should be a full moon by now if he reincarnated quickly.

Immediately, a series of clanging sounds could be heard as Li Chu appeared in the courtyard in an instant. He pointed his halberd forward and said, ” “Freeze!”

Bang!

No matter how ferocious Qin Zhenhu was after he was possessed by the devil, he couldn’t withstand this finger and was instantly confined to the ground.

The black demonic Qi around his body was already quite thick, especially in the absence of sunlight. The demonic Qi surged and wrapped around his limbs and bones, swimming up and down, overflowing from time to time, making his blood vessels swell up in a rather evil way.

With every breath Qin Zhenhu took, demonic Qi gushed out of his nostrils, making it impossible to see his face clearly. Through the black gas, one could only see a pair of Scarlet eyes.

It was extremely terrifying.

Facing Qin zhenghu, Li Chu only said, ” “Call him.”

At his command, old du raised his big stick and pounced forward without any hesitation. After a flurry of blows, Qin zhenghu gradually revealed a comfortable expression.

......

The next morning, the doctor from the hanging pot villa arrived.

Because the flying sand could not bring people along, they had come from shenluo city by riding a spiritual bird, and their speed was slightly slower.

At this moment, Qin Zhenhu was standing in the courtyard in high spirits.

“His grandmother.” I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in a long time, ” he laughed. little priest li, thanks to your finger and priest DU’s stick last night, I really felt good.

Then, he heard the sound of footsteps. Flying sand and the young Divine Doctor walked in with a frightened expression. They had come at a bad time and heard what Qin Zhenhu had said.

He only felt that the air in the Daoist temple was indescribably anxious.

Yu Qi ‘an looked at the young Divine Doctor and frowned. why are you here? ”

When the young Divine Doctor lived in deyun temple, he often said that he had weak kidneys.

“My master went to the northern lands to exchange medicinal knowledge with the eternal spring elder. For some unknown reason, he has not returned for three months. “Old Wan suddenly came over yesterday and said that the situation was urgent. After some discussion, we sent the best doctor to take a look at Yingluo,” the little Divine Doctor said with a smile.

His eyes swept across and landed on Qin Zhenhu, ” “If I’m not wrong, that general Qin Zhenhu who was poisoned by some demonic poison is you, right?”

“You’re pretty good at guessing,” Qin Zhenhu sat down. even the best treatment is this good.

“Don’t worry,” The young miracle doctor put down his medicine box and sat opposite Qin Zhenhu. let’s take your pulse first.

Qin Zhenhu stretched out his wrist and the young Divine Doctor checked his pulse. At the same time, he asked, ” “Come, let me take a look at your teeth.”

“What?” Although Qin zhenghu found it strange, he still gritted his teeth.

The young Divine Doctor looked at him carefully and asked the person beside him, ” “Do you usually bite people?”

“What the f * ck is this question?” Qin Zhenhu’s eyes widened.

Li maoqing pondered for a moment and answered,”It won’t happen when it’s not acting up, but it’s hard to say when it does.”

“Master, can you not answer with such a straight face?” Qin Zhenhu said angrily.

“Is he usually docile?” the young Divine Doctor asked again.

“No, very violent.” “Very impolite,” li maoqing replied.

“Have you ever mated?”

“Hey, don’t go too far!” Qin Zhenhu was completely unwilling.

“Okay, okay, okay, you don’t have to ask about this. Mm, Yingluo.”

The young Divine Doctor nodded, ” I have a general understanding of the condition.

“You’re not a vet, are you?” Qin Zhenhu asked.

“Hai, it’s just like that.” The little Divine Doctor waved his hand and said indifferently.

He then looked up at the crowd and said with a smile, ” “I’m already aware of his situation.”

“What kind of poison is in his body?” Li maoqing asked with concern.

“Oh?” “There’s no poison,” the young Divine Doctor replied.

“Yi Yi Yi”

Hearing this, the crowd retreated three feet away.

Pa!

Qin Zhenhu slammed the table and exploded in anger. don’t you f * cking spout nonsense. I’ve never even mated before, so why would I use this poison? ”

I said there’s no poison, Yingluo, ” the little Divine Doctor explained innocently.

Qin Zhenhu sat down again. why are you still playing homophonic jokes at a time like this? if you continue, I’ll deduct your money!

“If that’s not poison, then what is it?” Li maoqing was the only one who was still online.

simply put, someone planted a demonic seed in him. It’s impossible to get rid of the demonic seed using medicinal stone techniques. The young Divine Doctor explained.

“Is there a way to solve it?”

“The only way I know of is to cultivate Buddhism.” The young Divine Doctor said.

“Cultivate the Buddha?”

“That’s right. There’s a” demon dispelling Scripture “in the floating cloud temple of the heavenly South Pure Land. It should be able to save him from this disaster. However, if Qianqian wants to cultivate this Scripture, she might have to find a master and enter Yufu temple.”

“That’s not easy, hehe,” li maoqing said hesitantly.

“What’s so difficult about that?” Qin Zhenhu slapped his thigh. the floating cloud temple has accepted many disciples. How can they not want me? ”

it’s easy for other people to take you as their master, but you have to go and take you as your master. li maoqing sneered. not every master is as easy to talk to as I am, willing to take a vulgar person like you as a disciple.

“What’s the big deal?” Qin zhenghu waved his hand.

“I’ll just be a little more polite to that bunch of bald donkeys.”