Chapter 2 - Erossu Book?!
The old man! He had long white hair tied behind him, flowing nicely. On his face, there was no wrinkles whatsoever and his eyes looked profound! With white robes like some kind of martial artist, the old man had overall distinguished and respectful appearance.
"How about we talk now, boy?"
"W-who are you?!"
"I am... old man..."
The old man introduced himself as old man which was definitely strange. And Xia Feng who had likewise strange and suspicious face only made him feel more uncomfortable! Thus, the old man quickly added more to his introduction.
"I am old man, the guardian of Erossu Book!"
"..."
\'Erossu Book? So he is pervert!\'
To think that under such distinguished and profound appearance is hidden perverted old beast! Xia Feng crawled several steps behind in disgust which he clearly not tried to hide. It\'s natural to be a little perverted as humans and every other living being needs closeness and intimacy, but he loudly and clearly spoke about some erossu book!
What kind of book it might be? Some collection of perverted photos? This old man proudly said that he is guarding the perverted photos?!
"It\'s... Eh... Boy, it\'s cultivation world, right?"
Xia Feng nodded.
"So... go to your dantian."
The old man spoke which disappointed tone... He had his own worries deep inside his old heart, but for now, decided to stay quiet and slowly explain everything...
As experienced cultivator from past life, Xia Feng appeared in the dantian immediately and the place which clearly should be void of anything, had now, black book floating above...
"..."
"This is Erossu Book!"
The old man said proudly! The voice of old man reached him in his own dantian?! Xia Feng got scared as it meant that this old man must be strong master! He, who was shocked, became even more as the old man appeared in his dantian!
"You! You! What do you want?! What is this book! Speak!"
"Oh... how brave~~ Better than former one."
The old man nodded to himself! The former master of erossu book was clearly disappointing if one demanding tone from this youth boy caused him to nod several times! Now, it\'s time to see if this youth boy is actually going to fulfill his role as new master of erossu book!
"Listen!"
The guardian began speaking with high voice to make things more astonishing.
"I already told you, it\'s Erossu Book! The book that holds various beauties! From spirits to immortal goddesses that have reached the last stage of cultivation! They are entrapped by this book and your role is to conquer them!"
"I refuse, get the fuck out from my dantian. Take this book and go find another pervert."
"...What?"
Xia Feng left his dantian, and began descending the mountain all the way to his house with warm parents!
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"...What?"
He refused? Immediately? The old man felt like he is going to waste yet another life! All because the new master was as incompetent as previous one... The dejected guardian couldn\'t help, but reminisce about his previous life and former master of erossu book...
\'Hahah! I am the emperor of fluffiness!\'
\'Let\'s cuddle! Cuddle! Ahahahah~~\'
\'Hey, beauty. Wanna cuddle everyday?\'
\'Fluffy! Fluffy! Oh, My Goddess of Fluffiness!\'
The words of previous master rang out in his head. This bastard who was weak and couldn\'t even conquer one woman from the erossu book! Because of that, the old man himself couldn\'t advance and had to live normal, casual life!
"I can\'t.... I can\'t allow myself to become yet another commoner!"
Xia Feng hadn\'t touched the book, so the old man began forming a new ideas in his head to force this young bastard into the path of true master of erossu book! Soon, he formed several lies and his new plan began...
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The youth man descended the mountain already. Wooden house was warm and perfect house for him as he lacked parental love in his former life. Such love was so nice and pleasant that Xia Feng felt like living with his parents all the way to the death which was clearly bad.
Of course, it was exagarration, but it only told one how he treasures this love.
"Boy."
"...Leave!"
Xia Feng good mood changed immediately as the voice of pervert rang out in his head. The old man was actually floating next to him...
\'Don\'t tell me...\'
"Correct. I have been born with you, so I can only leave you if you die."
"N-no!"
"Also, come back to your dantian. It\'s important! I am sure you don\'t want to miss that."
"..."
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Inside his own dantian, Xia Feng saw old man summoning the black book from afar. He gently laid it in front of him and briefly told...
"Open it."
"..."
Xia Feng grabbed the book, but to his surprise the sight of naked beauties hadn\'t appeared! It was simply because he couldn\'t open the book! He didn\'t know why, but he felt something fishy here!
"You can\'t open it, because you are virgin."
"Oh. I see."
The answer was monotonne, without any emotions causing old man to clench his hands tightly. However, it was only the beginning of lies... Since Xia Feng hasn\'t cultivated, the old man had enough strength to make him not being able to open book!
"If you don\'t open the book and began conquering the women... You will die."
"..."
"I estimated that you have roughly one year to conquer first woman from book!"
The face of young man became ashen white, so old man chuckled inwardly and continued spiting bullshit without any expression on his face!
"I told you, there are various beauties, right? Even the weakest one can kill you with one finger, so what do you think is going to happen once the book breaks?"
"They..."
"They will kill you once as killing the master of erossu book will free them thoroughly!"
"..."
How could this happen to him?! Were those 18 years his only happiness? Xia Feng clenched his hands tighter than old man, his body already trembling in anger! Still, he cleared his mind and contemplated for a while...
"I know you are lying."
"..."
"But I don\'t know to what extent. I guess it\'s time to begin cultivation..."
Although he cleared his mind, Xia Feng still had problems with muttering his last words! He is going to cultivate and quickly find out about all lies of old man!
"Oh, that\'s good. I don\'t want to die early. Hahah~~"
"That\'s lie for sure."
"Hahahha~~"
The old man laughed happily, then spoke about first goal of his new master.
"Losing virginity ain\'t scary, boy! Maybe mother first? Hahahah~~"
"Kill yourself."